I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good - Unisex t-shirt
$17.49
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I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good - Unisex t-shirt
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Every shooter needs a trusty t-shirt that’s ready for the range, the streets, or just kicking back without looking like a civilian slob. This lightweight cotton tee is your tactical wingman—perfect for dodging bullets or just dodging nosy neighbors. Crafted to keep you comfy while looking sharp enough to outsmart the enemy (or at least the mirror), it’s the top you’ll grab for every mission—or Netflix marathon. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors sneak in some polyester)—soft like a good alibi, tough like your last alibi. Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light enough to move fast, heavy enough to hide your battle scars. Pre-shrunk fabric—no rookie surprises after the wash; it fits like your favorite holster. Side-seamed construction—built to hold up, not fall apart mid-reload. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping—reinforced like your resolve after a long day. Sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US—global grit, tactical heart. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s your daily armor. Gear up and stay ready, whether you’re locking and loading or just loafing. This gear doesn’t just sit around waiting for you—it’s forged in the fires of your order, custom-made the second you hit ‘buy.’ That’s why delivery takes a hot minute longer than your last range reload. We craft on demand, not in some wasteful bulk frenzy, so you’re basically saving the planet one badass t-shirt at a time. Thanks for being the kind of legend who thinks before they clicks—now gear up and wait like a pro!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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